Martin says…

With his manly, athletic physique and his total mental control over small aardvarks called Bernard, it’s hard to believe that Martin also has a unique and well-honed ability with language. This page is a gift and a insight into his mind.

You know what they say. No pain, no pain.

(c) Kathy Davies

I'm ok. I'm straining up under the bear.

Walk forward by using your feet!

It's what they say: "The best laid plans of Meissen Porcelain."

I can use either hand, I'm amphibious.

He who laughs last is a Scotsman.

My sister got the brains, I got the good looks.

Listen with your ears!

Beware of charlatans, quacks and false prophets!

To hear more of his wisdom, join him for classes!

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